Saturday, July 28, 2007

Let's Talk About: Girls.

I pity straight men. Seriously.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the pity, Smitty.

But women are responsible for the plight of straight guys about as much as Oompah bands were responsible for the Blitzkrieg. That is to say: they were there when the shit went down but they weren't really in on the planning.

Capitalism. There's your culprit.
Why do bars have Ladies Nights? Why do girls let guys cum on their faces and then slap them with their dicks? (Oh, just movies? OK) Why is every aspect of sexuality now linked to an industry? (lavalife, viagra, porn...)

Sorry. Give me a pulpit...

Ross